Screening myself for Canadian values

The Hon. Dr. K. Kellie Leitch, P.C., O.Ont., M.D., M.B.A., F.R.C.S.(C)
House of Commons
Ottawa, Ontario K1A 0A6
Canada

March 07, 2016

Screening immigrants for Canadian values

The greatest regret of my life is that, as an immigrant already here in Canada, I will not be able to prove myself worthy of being a Canadian by being subjected to the screening process proposed by you to ensure that I uphold and adhere to Canadian values. Thus, I have decided to screen myself on my own initiative, and, using as a benchmark values you, a paragon of Canadianness, have demonstrated throughout your long and illustrious political career.

Question	Kellie Leitch	Rohana Rezel
Do you belong to an organization that has criminally rigged every election it has taken part in?	YES¹	NO
Have you defended the temporary foreign worker program even as Canadians were being thrown out of work?	YES²	NO
Have you ever encouraged neighbours to spy on and denounce each other to the government?	YES³	NO

Given my abject failure on the first three Canadian values that you hold dear, I shall test myself no further. I sincerely apologize for deciding to come to Canada without understanding what it means to be a Canadian.

I will go and get myself deported now.

Yours faithfully,

Rohana Rezel

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